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Crab Grab Board Poop

Product Description

Crab Grab PIECE OF CRAP Stomp Pad

  • 1 per pack
  • Size: Average Regular Human 

This thing might be a piece of crap, but it works great. Plus it doubles as an anti-theft device, because why would someone want to steal a board with shit on it?

Now available in anatomically correct, gender specific colors: Men's Brown, Women's Pink

TECHNOLOGIES:

  • Wipe Proof - Wipe out hard, this pad stays put.
  • Floater - The foam fibers help them float in powder.
  • Strapless - Loosely based on step-in binding technology.
  • POS Design - One Piece construction.
  • C-Foam - Our specifically formulated rubbery foam blend that's lightweight, heavy duty, and grabs like a crab.
  • Gripples - Our signature texture: tiny little gripping nipples for maximum grippy-ness.

WHY FOAM?

  • Foam squishes into your gloves or the tread on your boots creating a solid bond.
  • Foam is lightweight and feels nice. 
  • Foam doesn't look like some heinous chunk of plastic stomp pad you'd find on a rental board.
$12.95
Maximum quantity available reached.

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